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[转帖]怎么着,哥们后悔没上西安三资职业学院啊!

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花艳盒子 发表于 2009-6-29 10:19:21 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.1pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">怎么着</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">哥们后悔没上西安三资职业学院啊</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman">!<p></p></font></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">虽然那家伙不承认,但是我知道,他后悔了。没办法,谁让你当年抛弃我一个人去外地上学,留我一个人在西安三资职业学院埋头苦读!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">话说一年前,我和小龙高考都没考好,本来商量着一起报西安三资职业学院,谁知最后小龙扭不过他媽的意见被迫到外地念书去了。于是我一个人孤零零的上了西安三资学院,一个人孤零零的接受三资学院军事化管理。有时真是挺生气的,这个背信弃义的家伙!没想到前天人家主动给我打电</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">话了!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我刚一接电</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">话,小龙就跟竹筒倒豆子一样开始噼里啪啦的给我诉苦,什么学校的饭不好吃啊,成天吃米饭,他怀念羊肉泡馍啊;什么南方人讲话像天书,听都听不懂,被人骂了都不知道啊;什么南方消费水平高,闹经济危机啊……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“我说,小龙你什么时候开始有地方歧视了?小龙,你这样可不好不和谐啊!”赶快打断他的话,这家伙一年没见都成话唠了!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“你不知道啊,我这日子过的苦啊,吃不好睡不好,这大夏天的,晚上蚊子都能把我抬出去!”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“有那么夸张没?”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“夸张</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">你过来试试看!这破学校,鸟都不拉屎,空荡荡的连个树都没!周围也没个能说话的人!舍友一嘴南方话,人家天天晚上卧谈我只能头一蒙睡觉。我学广告,学校让我上数学课!靠,我要是会做数学题也不至于沦落到这!我这是做了什么虐啊,怎么被我妈扔到这么个鬼地方了!阳子,早知道我应该坚定一点,跟你一起上三资学院去!”</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“你现在知道错了,早干嘛去了!扔哥们一个人在三资学院上学,本来说好了咱哥俩一起的!”想想我都是火,声都忍不住放大了好几倍!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“哎,阳子,过去的事咱不说了,这</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">TND</font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">都是命啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">。诶,你说大学能转学不,我想回西安,跟你一起上三资学院。到时候咱俩一起还跟高中似的,风靡全校,所向无敌!”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“得了吧,只听说过大学退学的,还没听说过转学的呢!再说你来了估计也干不了啥出格的事,我们学校军事化管理,睡不成懒觉,喝不了酒,没课的时候连个校门都出不去!唉,不过出去了也没啥用,我们这在秦岭山脚下,环境是挺好,够安静,起来早点还能听见鸟叫声,就是学校附近没啥娱乐场所,别说酒吧了,连个网吧都没有,想消遣都没地儿去啊!”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“你要求还高!知足吧你!听我妈说你们学校的空乘专业美女多的可以用撮箕撮!你小子幸福啊!我们这和尚扎堆,就几个女老师还都人老珠黄奔五张了,一上课跟灭绝师太一样!在我们这审美水平受到极大的摧残,这的哥们都分不清好看赖看,你还记得以前咱班那个龅牙妹不,把她放我们学校那绝对是美女一个!”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">好吧,这是我最自豪的地方!我们学校虽然是军事化管理,对我们管的很严,我们不像其他学校的学生一样可以满大街看</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">LMM</font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">,但是上天是公平的,让我们身在一个世外桃源仍然可以看到很多的美女</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span></span></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“哎,阳子,</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我错了,我真的错,我从一开始就不应该过来念书,如果我不过来念书……”我靠!小龙,你现在不但是话痨,还</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">COS</font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">佟掌柜!你真</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">TM</font></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">狠!罢罢罢,谁让咱哥俩是好兄弟呢,哥们就听你唠叨唠叨吧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">怎么着,看样子,哥们后悔没上西安三资职业学院了啊</span><span lang="EN-US" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">~<p></p></font></span></p>
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