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1、碰到一个MM个性签名：琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。 <br/>　　 <br/>2、碰到一个GG个性签名：给我一个姑娘，我可以创造一个民族。 <br/>　　 <br/>3、碰到一个老陕个性签名：丑女多作怪，黑馍多夹菜。 <br/>　　 <br/>4、碰到我们老师个性签名：告诉你现在老师很生气，后果是很严重的(在他第N次相亲失败之后)。 <br/>　　 <br/>5、碰到一个写手个性签名：也许似乎大概是，然而未必不见得。 <br/>　　 <br/>6、碰到一个情圣个性签名：说过的话可以不算，喜欢的人天天要换。 <br/>　　 <br/>7、碰到班里的睡觉大王个性签名：早中晚三个饱，饭前饭后六个倒。 <br/>

<strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">1.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">巫师，请转告公主，老子还在披荆斩棘的路上，还有雪山未翻、大河未过、巨龙未杀、美女未泡</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">……</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">叫她继续死睡吧！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">
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