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岚岚 发表于 2007-11-10 13:43:32 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
<font size="4"><strong>1.我和超人的唯一区别是:我把内裤穿在里面了。 <br/>   <br/>  2.我不是随便的人,但随便起来就不是人。 <br/>   <br/>  3.我身在江湖,江湖却没有关于我的传说…… <br/>   <br/>  4.走别人的路,让别人无路可走。 <br/>   <br/>  5.听说女人如衣服,兄弟如手足,回想起来,我竟然七手八脚地裸奔了19年! <br/>   <br/>  6.宁愿相信世间有鬼,也不相信男人那张破嘴</strong></font>
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日向枣 发表于 2007-11-10 16:00:45 | 只看该作者
<strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font size="4"><font color="#9f0b29"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">1.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">春天,我把自己埋在村口的土地里,到了秋天就收获了好多的帅哥。然后我把村里的名字改成</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">帅哥村</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">,我也如愿以偿</span></font></font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;"><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">当上了村长。</font></span></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;"><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">  </font></span></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><font size="4"><font color="#9f0b29"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">2.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">有一天,我梦见自己的钱花光了,醒来一看,口袋真的空空</span></font></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font size="4"><font color="#9f0b29"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">…… <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span></font></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><font size="4"><font color="#9f0b29"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">3.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我减肥已取得了很大的成功,你看,我三个下巴都尖了!</span></font></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;"><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">  </font></span></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><font size="4"><font color="#9f0b29"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">4.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">巧克力的麻烦是:你把它吃了,它就没了。</span></font></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;"><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">  </font></span></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><font size="4"><font color="#9f0b29"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">5.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">千万别等到人人都说你丑时才发现自己真的丑。</span></font></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/><font color="#9f0b29" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">6.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">如果朋友可以出卖,每个值五块的话,我也能发笔小财了。</span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">7.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">肚子大不可怕,可怕的是大而无料。</span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">8.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">相亲最大的好处是:如果日后婚姻出问题,你可以把责任推给媒人。</span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">9.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">女人先表现自己大方,男人就不敢小气。</span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span></font></font></strong><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;"><font color="#111111"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">  </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><font face="宋体, MS Song">10.</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">人,生在床上,死在床上,欲生欲死,也在床上</span></font></font></strong>
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